Wednesday, January 6, 2016

My Toast to My Grammy Jeanne

Here's to You, Grammy Jeanne!

You are one of the Lucky Few
who truly knows and has long known
How to Live Well.

So few, so few, really do.
So many of us screw it up,
in our own silly ways,
every day.

But not you!

What did you do?

I know! I've seen, and heard, listened to stories,
been promised with words

For a good almost 28 years now.
We've been side-walking crabbily along, you and I
On the sand, on the gritty beachy waterways
In our own, very different and unique
Crabberific ways.

I decided (like a Chinese Dragon-mouse)
to Morph and Change
from Cancer the Crab
(because who wants a name like that, really?
I agree with you there...)
into Tinkle-uff-agus the Tortuga!

A Tough Little Tortoise with
a House for a Turtle Shell
(oh wait--strike that! Reverse!
oh, whatever...)

Going through life, humming,
swimming, drifting,
nibbling, trifling, picking,
banjo-listenin...the way that turtles do

Sometimes going to distant shores
to Lay a Bunch of Eggs!! Kaboom!!
(because a Turtle Never Knows...
what little baby turtles might get to
Grow
Up and
Live Long and Prosper
(and which may not...)

Most Baby Tortugas Don't
Ever Learn to Swim.

But those that do...
Do!!!!!!

SO...that's the kind of
Cancer...I have attempted to
Swim on into
Frolickingly, like a Dolphin
Mixed with a Pelican
Mixed with a Hummingbird (for You!)
Mixed with a little Mouse / Rat / Raton!! (the Spanish for mouse= el raton, rat = la rata)
Mixed with a Crab.

Because you see...
in the Sea...

Not only is it handy
To know
How to Swim
It is also Handy, Excellent, Expeditious and Efficient
To Know how to

Walk Sideways to
Evade Predators to
Sidestep Danger and to
Keep Your Head, Your Heart, Your Home
Alongside. Nearby. Handy, as it were.

That's what we Crabbies know.
That's how we plot it. And clamber towards it.
Sideways.

It's not always a clear or direct line, strraight-forward,
marching or hopping to success.

We are not Goats nor Rams,
Oxen, nor Bunny Rabbits.

We are Crabs.

We want what we want.
We Arrr what we ARRR!!!
If you don't like it, too bad!

Go swim somewhere else, lil fish.
Go knock on someone else's rock.

We have what we need here, we crabs.
We make it, we find it, we stash it and stow it.

We work for it.
If it's a rowboat, we row it.

We're not afraid of the Lines, the Traps, the Hoes...
We'll toe it!

If/when we have to!

But we know when we don't, when we won't
When we needn't.

When maybe there are some
Greener Pastures...
just over there!!!

And maybe that's the place
To go and check out next...

:)

Pick a little, talk a little.
Stop a little. Rest a little.
Play, chat, eat, nibble, sleep.
Reduce, Reuse, Repeat.

This is the Simple and Pleasant Rhythm
of a Well-Adjusted Crab.

I hate to break it to you Grammy.
You got a Double Whammy
of not-so-great (SOUNDING) fates

As far as the Stars are Concerned.
Sometimes...life gives ya lemons.
You old Crabby Rat!

Because, it's true. The Chinese, too!
Condemn you to be named an animal
You Probably Would Prefer to
Stay Away From and certainly not
be name-called, held near, or claim that Power or Nature.

But, face that Mirror of Truth, sometimes, we must
and when we do...
You might just learn...

There is more to Some of Us
than at first glance
Meets the eye.

For example,
the Rat.


Rats have a bad reputation in the USA.
Why? Well, mostly because our ugliest, dirtiest, nastiest places
full of the ugliest, dirtiest, nastiest, meanest, harshest and roughest people
(I'm speaking of course of NYC, and other major Urban Centers)
are the ones where we most often encounter them [rats, I mean.]

And yes, it's true.
Rats, when kept close to "Human Civilization"
can be quite Unsavory Indeed!

They feed on garbage, trash, refuge, rubbish.
All that yucky, smelly, unwanted stuff that man, in his excess,
will likely cast off and discard.

They "spread disease." They're dirty or gross.

But that's not what I see
When I see a Rat.

The Real Rats, the Animal Kind
Powerful in their Natural Rogue Rural States
When I run across them in Urban Centers
like NYC, SF, NOLA, DC, PHL, etc.

Always bring me a little whimsical smile.

I know that they have a
Secret Hidden Life
tucked away, behind enemy lines,
within, inside, often right beneath our eyes
Hidden in Plain Sight.

That's the Rat Way.
Do you think it's a mistake or
a random event that made
the sensai in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Into a wise old Rat?

Not.  Rat's are #1, of all the creatures named in the
12 Year Animal Lunar Calendar of the Chinese Zodiac.

My friend (the Molten Golden Rat known as Spike Pierce, or Spike O'Shea, etc...)
Proudly declares his belief (probably shared by real Buddhists and stuff)
that the Rat was the First to the Buddha!

Why? Because Rats are:
"Quick-witted, resourceful and versatile.
With strong intuition and quick response, they always easily adapt themselves to a new environment. With rich imaginations and sharp observation, Rats can take advantage of various opportunities well. Rats have strong curiosity, so they tend to try their hands at anything, and they can deal with it skillfully.
Ladies belonging to the Rat Zodiac sign are Pretty, Smart, and [Graceful]. They have quick minds and dexterous hands, and are able to learn anything.
In sum (mine, from experience)
Common Rat Traits Include:
-Cunning/Clever
-Loyal
-Inquisitive
-Caring
-Honest
-Actively Imaginative/Creative
-Brave
-Alternately Cautious and Risky! (Balance!)
-Homey / Nesty
-Actually quite Neat, Clean, Tidy, Precise

Doesn't that sound like you to a T
Grammy Jeanne?!

Does to Me!

Even more specifically, you are a Wood Rat
(the neatest, cleanest, freshest, most Natural and
anti-urban woodliest--version of Ratitude! and Ratitouille-osity!)

Wood Rats (1924, 1984, 2044)

Independent, self-confident, virtuous and talented

So there you have it.
My Grammy Jeanne Tinkle.

~~~

I am very grateful, Grammy
to have known you all these years and
to have shared so many wonderful experiences,
parties, occasions, family gatherings and, of course,
delicious meals!

I am happy that you and I very nearly share a Birthday!
We are 3-day b-day buddies, as seems to happen a lot
in the Tinkle-Seltzman family clan

[Grammy Jeanne Tinkle was born on 7-10 and I on 7-13]

Thank you again for all you have done, shared, taught and given
Over the Years.

You have been a Wonderful Role Model, a Great Story-Sharer
(listener and teller both!)

It is thanks to you, Grammy
That I have Always Known
Since birth, babyhood, childhood, through young adulthood
and beyond...

That I am implicitly, ardently and unconditionally
Loved.

My parents and other three grandparents and aunts
Brothers and Cousins
Friends and other parts of the
"Whole Meshbucha"  (as we say in Yiddish)
All helped along the cause as well

But I have known
Since I saw that Light and Love and
Delight and Devotion and
Ecstatic Exhilaration and
Articulate Anticipation
in your eyes, back when I was a wee lil bairn

Just a tiny Baby Turtle Tortuga-Dragon-Mouse
about to grow, gain strength, courage, wisdom...
so that I could later...pounce! ;)

What Love really Looks like.
How Adoring and Sweet, Giving and Attentive
a Grandmother or Parent, an older and wiser
Nurturing Figure
Can Be.

Thanks again, for all the Hummingbirds, Cards, Berries,
Cookies, Candies, Sweets.

For filling every square of our special-grammy-made
Eggo Waffles
That had Every Last Square
Completely Filled with sweet syrup
Because you knew that was just how your lil sweet
grandkiddies liked it!

You spoiled us all, just enough,
in all the right ways.
Just like a Grammy should!

I still feel today how I did that day
Years ago
When my parents came back after a fun vacation/trip
They had taken away from their hell-raising hooligans

Things 1, 2 and later a #3 too (quite a jolly squally motley lil krewe!)

They came back to collect me (#2)
and what did I say?

No, no. I won't go. "I stay here!!!" I said, at age 2.
I wanna stay here. With Grammy Jeanne and Grampa Norman.
They're fun! They're nice! They let me play!

Mom and Dad say,
"But Shana! We missed you! We want to see you too.
Don't you want to come back to our house in Maine with us?
And see your brother Adam too?"

And I said: "You stay here too!"

Out of the mouths of babes.

I still think I had the right of it.

~~~

The American Imperative
to Strike Out on Your Own
to be an Independent ($$) Adult!!

can be a little counter-productive
mythology / propaganda
sometimes.

Wouldn't it be nice,
[sometimes]
to just stay a bit closer to the homestead
to the Heart Center
to the Family Core

Quit Wandering, Jew!

Settle down. Grow some Roots.
Shoot up into the Sky, proper-like
As A Fully-Grounded, Family-Founded
Treeeeee!!!!

Create Life. Spread Life. Give Life. Share Life.
Read Good Books. Eat Good Food.
Drink Tea. Coffee. Water. Juice.
Not too much.
Don't smoke cigarettes.
At least not once you're old enough
to Know Better.

Don't waste time, money, energy or anything else
if you can help it
and stupid useless stuff you don't need.
Seek Treasure!

Find the Lovely, Beautiful, Special, Shiny
Things in this Precious, Fragile, Ephemeral World

Find Whimsy! Imagine! Walk! Read!
Think. Feel. Do. Be.

Love. Write. Read. Think. Speak.
Laugh. Cry. Laugh. Listen.
Relax. Rest. Sleep.


Love you Grammy!
Thank you again, for all the great lessons
All the Great Treats
the Treasures, the Tales
The Laughs, the Retreats.

Thanks for Introducing me to Florida Winters
too! I am Loving that! :D
Trying not to Rub it in...

I know how harsh the New England winters can be
and how they wear and tear
unless you learn
to make like a bear

Cuddle up somewhere
Warm, Cozy, Comfy
With a Good Book, a Hug, a Friend, a Warm Drink
or Three

And take a nice snooze. A soothing lazy-palooza
Until...the sun comes out to
Shine on our Crabby Shell Shiny Backs
once more.




Saturday, January 2, 2016

True Heroes, True Courage

For me, the buck pretty much stops with Gandhi and
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Those are the men, the Rebels, the Renegades,
the Freedom Fighters, the Revolutionaries

Whom I admire most.

Why?  They were wise men.
They knew the Truth.
That Bravery, Honesty, Integrity,
Moral Correctness
Uprightness
Righteousness

True Justice
Favors Peace

Reconciliation.
Tolerance
and Love.

That's what our boy J.C. was all about too.
And Buddha.

As far as I'm concerned,
most of the great thinkers,
sayers, writers, doers and livers

Who have significantly changed
and advanced the world
for the better

Have been People of this Kind.

I am only sorry that it is
First to Men's Names
that my mind must jump

When searching for
Men to Admire.

When it really ought to be
People

And there Really Ought to be
Just as Many Women
(if not more)

than the men
on the list.

Why are they not?
on my list?
this is largely my fault, yes
my biases, that I took in with my history texts
as a youth.

But it is mostly the fault of those texts
of the bulk of the attention of these conversations

who's having them
who's having the say
who's getting the last word in
we do call it "his"story after all

so where are the "hers" and the "shes" and the "its"
in the story?
hmmmm...? boys?? Men?

I'll tell you where.
They are not being heard.
Not enough.
Not yet.

Why not?
I don't know.
That's the way it has been
For a while now

So it's time for us to start to learn
Some New and Different Ways
I think.

Let's start listening to the So-Far
Unheard
and So Far
Unseen

A whole lot more.

Why not?

The Native Peoples, of the world
Who got so majorly fucked over
time and again
by some not-so-peaceful
colonial mutha-fuckas.
Like the Spanish Conquistadors.

Those mo-fos were unforgiving.
They were extremists,
and they believed themselves to be on
a Very Extreme and Intense and
Important, Urgent
Mission from God!

To Purge the Earth of the Disbelievers
the Dissenters
the Different
the non-conformers.

The Jews, the Muslims, the Pagans
I'm not sure what they did to
Atheists
but I imagine it looked a lot like...

Torture
followed by
Getting Burned at the Stake!

Ouch.  Touche, Don Jose.
That fire is hot, ja.


No more of that.

History, and Certainly
Herstory
and most importantly
OUR story...

Will Favor the Side of Peace.

That's why I am Officially Coming Out as

A Pirate Sprite for
Peace and Justice.
For Love and Understanding
For Magic and Rainbows.

I don't care what all you Haters say.
I really don't.
Couldn't find two shits to rub together.

I ran all the way out of (those kind) of fucks.
To give.

I will Wear what I want to Wear.
I will Do what I want to Do.
I will Follow my Dreams

Fearlessly

to their Logical or Illogical
Conclusions.

Because Why the Fuck Not?

As the YOLO foolio- marco-polo -rlma - lollers might have you know...

You Only Live Once, you know?

As far as I Know, anyway.

I don't really pretend to KNOW anything, for sure.
I have a lot of questions
a lot of doubts.

But there are some things I feel pretty strongly about.

One of those things
is that we need to start listening to
each other.

instead of shouting

Shouting and Violence

are

(let's face it, guys)

NOT FUCKING WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't know if you've been paying attention.
I try not to.
To watch the news.
The mainstream news
the breaking what-have-yous
the new york times
the washington post
cnn or fox or nbc abc
any of that shite.

I couldn't care less
about the horrific carnival
of ads and distractions
those sick twisted bastards
are trying to sell me.

I do not want
their shit.

I do not want
to watch their ads.

I refuse to submit to the hypnosis.

I am keeping my eyes, widely, sharply open.

In spite of closing my ears to all that
carnage and wreckage
that is the Mainstream Media
nowadays

run by the sickening saying
"if it bleeds, it leads"
if it's wrong, it's story strong
It's likely to Sell.

Shall we give ole Chimpy Trump
some more free air time?
So we can speculate
about why he doesn't have to
spend any money to get himself on TV?

Isn't that remarkable?
shall we discuss that some more?
yes lets!

Oh, back to you Jane,
over there, interviewing the flying monkey
on his private jet.

Oh, he's throwing poop again, is he?
Funny monkey!

He wants to bring up Monica Lewinsky?
What do the Clintons think about that?

Oh, they're going to rise above.
They don't even need to dignify it with a response
Shall we discuss further?

What is their relationship really all about?
Did they really LIKE golfing together?
or did they just do it to reach into each other's butt pockets?

Maybe they all just look best in those goofy plaid pants.

Probably.

Oh right!

I don't CARE!!!!!

That man is a Racist, Incompetent, Evil
Piece of Shit.

He represents everything that is
Most Wrong with America.

He represents, to me,
the Cycle of Violence.

Against Women, Against Muslims,
Minorities, Hispanics, Blacks,
Everyone who wasn't born with Silver Spoon
happily and heavily in hand.

He's not a whole lot better than Dick Cheney.
He's just not as smart.
He's more like the latest George W. Bush.

The newest Monkey
some of our country
(a lot? perhaps?)

is actually

CONSIDERING PUTTING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!?!

Dear God.

GW, TJ, JA, SA, AH, AB, JH, BF...

I can just count up the Founding Fathers
Rolling over in their graves

Recoiling in Horror
at the Travesty

this idealistic experiment of "representative"
"Democracy" has become

Ha. Ha. Ha.

I'd laugh. If I weren't too busy
Raging and Crying.
Alternatingly.

I don't really know what else to do.


I'll tell you what.

I'm going to Work for Bernie.

I'm going to Have Faith

that maybe a Guy like Him

has a better shot of getting elected here

than a chimp like Trump
or an evil, sociopathic strategist like Ted Cruz
(who may be the next head of the hydra, if Trump does eventually chop himself off)...

Or even than a Political Shell of a Human
like Hillary Clinton

whom No One
that I know...
has ever found inspiring.

She's a smart lady.
She's competent.
She wants it real bad.

I feel bad I don't want her to have it.
But not really.
And I don't.

She doesn't really deserve it.
She doesn't really understand

What the Point of Seeking
the highest Elected Office in the Land
actually is.

It's not for Glory, Fame or Power.
No way, George W. the First, would surely say.
No way.

It's to Serve.
Do you See How that Job Ages People?
She oughta know better than anyone.

Look what it did to Bill!
8 years in office,
takes probably 15-20 off the average person's
life expectancy, I would estimate.

Look at Poor Obama.
Before and after. 2008, and now.
At least 15-20 years older, in a mere 7.5.

I think Bernie knows that.
Sure, he's old.

It'll probably wear him right the fuck out.
He better choose someone good for Veep.
Maybe even you, HC.

I know, always a bridesmaid...
It might kill you.

Figure it out.

We Liberals need to Show Some Guts
and Balls (or Uteri, or Whatthefuckever...insert body part that indicates Courage, Strength, Preseverence, and not being a bunch of frigging scaredy-cat cry babies who lack the political will to chase their own shadow down.)

We need to be willing to
Take a Real Risk
go out on a Limb.

Sure, he's a Socialist.
So What, McCarthy?
We still living in the frickin 50s?

Look at Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Germany, Canada, Cuba, France, the UK...etc.
They have socialized medicine.

Has it ruined everything forever?
I don't think so.

People generally seem to be pretty ok with it.
Life goes on.

Just saying.

Ok, political rant over for now.

More, likely to come.